{"id":241,"date":"2011-03-17T07:14:46","date_gmt":"2011-03-17T11:14:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wcarss.ca\/log\/?p=241"},"modified":"2011-03-17T07:19:05","modified_gmt":"2011-03-17T11:19:05","slug":"mcdonalds-you-diabolical","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wcarss.ca\/log\/2011\/03\/mcdonalds-you-diabolical\/","title":{"rendered":"McDonalds, you diabolical"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Working all night at school sucks, because you&#8217;re far away from home and you inevitably run out of snacks. And you get lonely! Sitting in a dark lab hacking all night feels great sometimes, but it can totally be a drain to be in a cave.<\/p>\n<p>Working all night at home means there&#8217;s plenty of snacks around and you&#8217;re comfortable &#8211; there&#8217;s housemates, too! But there&#8217;s one showstopping bug in this solution: bed. It is so, so easy to wander over to that comfy, warm bed and nap. And naps when you&#8217;re tired and it&#8217;s 4-5 AM turn into sleeps. Often, they turn into missed stuff you were supposed to do.<\/p>\n<p>If only there were some compromise&#8230; For me, as of very recently, there is. It&#8217;s a place I never liked when I was a kid; a place designed to trigger impulses and grow fat on people. Billions and billions have &#8216;been served&#8217; by it. Yes, my local McDonalds restaurant is what I&#8217;m talking about. They&#8217;ve just moved to 24 hour service. Let&#8217;s break this down.<\/p>\n<p>Cheap tasty-but-not-healthy food (unlimited free coke refills.)<br \/>\nA slow trickle of people all night long<br \/>\nbackground music and noises and things<br \/>\nWashrooms<br \/>\nPower outlet<br \/>\nfree wifi<br \/>\n2 blocks from home<\/p>\n<p>This is literally the sweet spot. I want to zoom in on the &#8216;2 blocks from home&#8217; bit for a second. It&#8217;s probably the most magical part of this. You see, school is awful in large part because it&#8217;s a 30ish minute walk from my house. At 4AM when I decide I&#8217;m done, and I just need sleep, there&#8217;s this awful choice between waiting for buses, walking the whole way home, or sleeping at school (not fun any more.)<\/p>\n<p>At home, if I hit a good momentary stopping point and lean back onto my bed, I wake up in the mid-afternoon. The 2 block distance is about 5 minutes&#8217; walk. It&#8217;s not terrifying, but I wouldn&#8217;t pop back home without some serious thought.<\/p>\n<p>And around 6AM, they switch over to the breakfast menu and I get to have hash browns.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m lovin&#8217; it. Also, I&#8217;m really tired. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<h6>(it would be really cool if mcdonalds paid me for writing this or something. In hash browns.)<\/h6>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Working all night at school sucks, because you&#8217;re far away from home and you inevitably run out of snacks. And you get lonely! Sitting in a dark lab hacking all night feels great sometimes, but it can totally be a drain to be in a cave. Working all night at home means there&#8217;s plenty of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[32,33,31],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wcarss.ca\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wcarss.ca\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wcarss.ca\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wcarss.ca\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wcarss.ca\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=241"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/wcarss.ca\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":247,"href":"https:\/\/wcarss.ca\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/241\/revisions\/247"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wcarss.ca\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wcarss.ca\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wcarss.ca\/log\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}