Nice to meet some raccoons! now to get out of this alley

Before leaving, you spend a moment watching the raccoons be silly. As they skitter about, you think deeply upon how dang cute they are. Maybe you should get a raccoon like them from a shelter! They don't seem to freak out for no reason like Sniff. She's acting up like CRAZY now -- what's wrong, Sniff?

Come to think of it, the raccoons are freaking out a bit too, now...

What's the plan?

• This is getting weird. Go home.
• Try to communicate with the raccoons.
• Slurp that slurpee and relax, bro.